Skeleton Binocular Scout Crewneck Sweatshirt

Skeleton with binoculars and a snarky Nobody Gives A Shit slogan on a cozy Crewneck Sweatshirt for dry-humor fans. This unisex crewneck sweatshirt has a classic fit with a ribbed collar and reinforced cuffs, made from a medium-heavy 8.0 oz 50/50 cotton-polyester blend and printed to order. Available in Carolina Blue, Charcoal, Navy, Red, Sport Grey and Forest Green, sizes S to 3XL. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.

• Sarcastic Skeleton Design: A hand-drawn skeleton in a wide-brim hat peers through vintage binoculars against a coral red circle, with bold black lettering reading Oh, Look! and Nobody Gives A Shit. It suits anyone with a dry, unbothered sense of humor who loves a snarky laugh.
• Classic Crewneck Fit: Classic unisex fit with a crew neckline, ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs. Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs adds durability, and the seamless body reduces irritation.
• Medium-Heavy Cotton Blend: 8.0 oz/yd² blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester that is soft and durable, with a smooth surface for crisp, vibrant prints and a tear-away label to avoid itchiness.
• Sharp Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color on Carolina Blue, Charcoal, Navy, Red, Sport Grey or Forest Green.
• Care And Gifting: Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean. A perfect snarky present for coworkers, friends or anyone who knows how to shrug off drama with a grin and a sarcastic sense of humor.

Quick answers

What is the Skeleton Binocular Scout Crewneck Sweatshirt?

A crewneck sweatshirt printed with a skeleton in a wide-brim hat peering through binoculars against a red circle, with the text Oh, Look! Nobody Gives A Shit.

What size should I order?

Measurements for every size are in the size chart on this page. If you are between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

How long does delivery take?

Every item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.

Can I return it?

Because every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind or the wrong size. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. More answers are on our FAQ page.