Roller Raccoon Retro Premium Jersey Tee
A retro raccoon on roller skates with headphones and a cassette player, printed on a premium jersey tee with a funny vintage slogan. This unisex tee has a retail fit with a crew neck and short sleeves, made from lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (100% cotton in solid colors) and printed to order. Available in Army, Asphalt, Black, Heather Navy and Navy, sizes S to 3XL. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not dry clean.
- Retro Raccoon Design: A waving raccoon on roller skates wears headphones and holds a cassette player, with bold lettering reading Please be patient, I'm from the 1900's. Black and white linework on a light background gives it a playful throwback look that suits anyone who loves vintage tech and nineties nostalgia.
- Soft Retail Fit: Classic retail fit with a crew neck and short sleeves. Tapered shoulders, a ribbed collar, shoulder tape and side seams help the shirt keep its shape.
- Lightweight Combed Cotton: 4.2 oz/yd² Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton that is breathable and easy to layer, with a tear-away label. Heather colors blend in polyester.
- Sharp Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color on Army, Asphalt, Black, Heather Navy or Navy.
- Care And Gifting: Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not dry clean. A funny gift for friends, coworkers or anyone who still misses cassette tapes and roller rinks, and a great pick for a retro-loving joker.
Quick answers
What is the Roller Skating Raccoon Cassette Premium Jersey Tee?
A premium jersey tee printed with a cartoon raccoon on roller skates waving, wearing headphones and holding a cassette player, with the text Please be patient, I'm from the 1900's.
What size should I order?
Measurements for every size are in the size chart on this page. If you are between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
How long does delivery take?
Every item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.
Can I return it?
Because every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind or the wrong size. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. More answers are on our FAQ page.
Dimensions
Roller Raccoon Retro Premium Jersey Tee: Premium Jersey Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001). Garment measurements laid flat, in inches and centimetres.
| Size | Width (in / cm) | Length (in / cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5 / 41.9 | 27 / 68.6 |
| S | 18 / 45.7 | 28 / 71.1 |
| M | 20 / 50.8 | 29 / 73.7 |
| L | 22 / 55.9 | 30 / 76.2 |
| XL | 24 / 61.0 | 31 / 78.7 |
| 2XL | 26 / 66.0 | 32 / 81.3 |
| 3XL | 28 / 71.1 | 33 / 83.8 |
| 4XL | 30 / 76.2 | 34 / 86.4 |
| 5XL | 32 / 81.3 | 35 / 88.9 |
Soft, lightweight unisex retail fit. Slimmer than a heavy cotton tee, so size up if you like it loose.









