Meditating Sloth Hoodie

A hand-drawn meditating sloth with the phrase relax nothing is under control, a funny pick for sloth lovers. This unisex hoodie has a classic fit with a double-lined hood, a color-matched drawcord and a front pouch pocket, made from a medium-heavy 8.0 oz blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester and printed to order. Available in Sport Grey, Carolina Blue, Red and Charcoal, sizes S to 3XL. Machine wash cold and tumble dry on medium heat. Do not dry clean.

• Meditating Sloth Design: A smiling sloth sits cross-legged in meditation, surrounded by sparkles, with bold lettering reading relax nothing is under control. Its hand-drawn black linework suits anyone who finds calm in chaos and loves a laid-back joke.
• Classic Hoodie Fit: Classic unisex fit with ribbed cuffs and hem, a large front pouch pocket and a double-lined hood with a color-matched drawcord.
• Cozy Cotton Blend: 8.0 oz/yd² medium-heavy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester that delivers cozy warmth and a soft feel on chilly days, with a tear-away label.
• Sharp Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color on Sport Grey, Carolina Blue, Red or Charcoal.
• Care And Gifting: Machine wash cold and tumble dry on medium heat. Do not dry clean. A funny gift for coworkers, friends or anyone who is always chill and a little bit chaotic, especially a sloth lover.

Quick answers

What is the meditating sloth calm chaos Hoodie?

A hoodie printed with a smiling sloth meditating cross-legged with sparkles and the phrase relax nothing is under control.

What size should I order?

Measurements for every size are in the size chart on this page. If you are between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

How long does delivery take?

Every item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.

Can I return it?

Because every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind or the wrong size. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. More answers are on our FAQ page.