Frog Critical Thinking Cotton Tote Bag

Relaxed frog sipping coffee in a folding chair with a dry, funny slogan about critical thinking skills. This 42 x 42 cm cotton canvas tote bag has long, reinforced shoulder straps and is made from medium-heavy 9.44 oz 100% cotton, printed to order. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not bleach, iron or dry clean.

• Relaxed Frog Design: A cartoon frog lounges in a wooden folding chair, sipping steaming coffee with an unbothered look. Bold black lettering above and below reads Wish I Lacked Critical Thinking Skills and Y'all Seem So Happy on a grey background, suited to anyone with a dry sense of humor.
• Grab-And-Go Size: 42 x 42 cm bag with long, reinforced shoulder straps for comfortable carrying.
• Sturdy Cotton Canvas: 100% cotton canvas in a medium-heavy 9.44 oz/yd² (320 g/m²) weight.
• Detailed Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color.
• Care And Gifting: Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not bleach, iron or dry clean. A sarcastic gift for coworkers, friends or anyone who would rather sit back with coffee than think too hard about the day.

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What is the frog critical thinking coffee Cotton Tote Bag?

A cotton tote bag printed with a green frog lounging in a wooden folding chair holding a steaming coffee mug, with text above and below reading wish i lacked critical thinking skills and y'all seem so happy.

How long does delivery take?

Every item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.

Can I return it?

Because every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. More answers are on our FAQ page.