Fake Your Death Opossum Cotton Tote Bag

A snarling opossum in sunglasses under LIVE WEIRD and FAKE YOUR DEATH lettering, printed on this cotton tote bag. This 42 x 42 cm cotton canvas tote bag has long, reinforced shoulder straps and is made from medium-heavy 9.44 oz 100% cotton, printed to order. Available in Black and Cream. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not bleach, iron or dry clean.

• Opossum Design: A snarling opossum in lightning-bolt sunglasses stalks forward under bold brown lettering reading LIVE WEIRD above and FAKE YOUR DEATH below. It suits anyone with a chaotic sense of humor and a taste for playful dark jokes.
• Grab-And-Go Size: 42 x 42 cm bag with long, reinforced shoulder straps for comfortable carrying.
• Sturdy Cotton Canvas: 100% cotton canvas in a medium-heavy 9.44 oz/yd² (320 g/m²) weight.
• Detailed Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color.
• Care And Gifting: Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not bleach, iron or dry clean. A funny gift for friends, coworkers or anyone who lives a little weird and loves a dark joke about faking their own death.

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What is the Fake Your Death Opossum Cotton Tote Bag?

A cotton tote bag printed with a screaming opossum in lightning-bolt sunglasses under the words LIVE WEIRD and FAKE YOUR DEATH.

How long does delivery take?

Every item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.

Can I return it?

Because every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. More answers are on our FAQ page.