Cowboy Opossum Diddly Squat Doormat

Cowboy Opossum Diddly Squat doormat greeting guests with a hand-drawn cowboy opossum dancing beside a funny western slogan. This 24 x 16 in (61 x 40.6 cm) doormat is made with Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber and a black vinyl backing, and is meant mainly for outdoor use.

• Cowboy Opossum Design: A hand-drawn opossum in a cowboy hat, vest and boots kicks up its heels in a dancing pose, with brown lettering reading The only squat I'm doin' is diddly squat. It suits anyone with a playful sense of humor and a love of country-western fun.
• Welcome Mat Size: 24 x 16 in (61 x 40.6 cm) mat with a black vinyl backing for increased stability.
• Natural Coir Fiber: Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber, a natural material that suits outdoor entrances. Expect some shedding in the first month, which a quick shake removes.
• Detailed Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color.
• Care And Gifting: Keep it in a covered, weather-protected spot such as under an overhang, away from direct sunlight and excess moisture, and shake it out now and then to remove loose fibers. A funny gift for coworkers, friends or anyone who skips the gym and loves a good cowboy pun, especially on birthdays and casual get-togethers.

Quick answers

What is the Cowboy Opossum Diddly Squat Doormat?

A doormat printed with a cowboy opossum in hat, vest and boots dancing beside the text 'The only squat I'm doin' is diddly squat'.

How long does delivery take?

Every item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.

Can I return it?

Because every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. More answers are on our FAQ page.