Undiagnosed Varsity Heavy Cotton Tee
The undiagnosed but something ain't right varsity lettering design on a tee that makes a funny gift for anyone with mystery symptoms. This unisex tee has a classic fit with a crew neck and short sleeves, made from medium-weight 5.3 oz cotton (100% cotton in solid colors) and printed to order. Available in Charcoal, Dark Heather, Red and Sport Grey, sizes L, M, S, XL, 2XL and 3XL. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.
- Varsity Text Design: Bold black distressed collegiate lettering spells UNDIAGNOSED across the front, with a black banner underneath reading BUT SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT. A funny pick for anyone who knows their health stories don't quite add up.
- Classic Unisex Fit: Comfortable, relaxed classic cut with a crew neck and short sleeves. The tubular body has no side seams, and twill tape on the shoulders helps the shirt keep its shape wash after wash.
- Medium-Weight Cotton: 5.3 oz/yd² cotton that is 100% cotton in solid colors (heather colors blend in polyester), tightly knit for sharp print detail, with a ribbed collar and a tear-away label for a scratch-free feel.
- Sharp Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color on Charcoal, Dark Heather, Red or Sport Grey.
- Care And Gifting: Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean. A funny gift for friends, coworkers, sisters or anyone who has ever felt unwell without an answer and still keeps their sense of humour.
Quick answers
What is the undiagnosed but something ain't right Heavy Cotton Tee?
A heavy cotton tee printed with black distressed varsity lettering reading undiagnosed with a banner reading but something ain't right.
What size should I order?
Measurements for every size are in the size chart on this page. If you are between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
How long does delivery take?
Every item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.
Can I return it?
Because every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind or the wrong size. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. More answers are on our FAQ page.
Dimensions
Undiagnosed Varsity Heavy Cotton Tee: Heavy Cotton Tee (Gildan 5000). Garment measurements laid flat, in inches and centimetres.
| Size | Width (in / cm) | Length (in / cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 / 45.7 | 28 / 71.1 |
| M | 20 / 50.8 | 29 / 73.7 |
| L | 22 / 55.9 | 30 / 76.2 |
| XL | 24 / 61.0 | 31 / 78.7 |
| 2XL | 26 / 66.0 | 32 / 81.3 |
| 3XL | 28 / 71.1 | 33 / 83.8 |
| 4XL | 30 / 76.2 | 34 / 86.4 |
| 5XL | 32 / 81.3 | 35 / 88.9 |
Classic unisex fit with a little room. Sturdy 100% cotton. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit.









