Undiagnosed Varsity Doormat

The undiagnosed but something ain't right varsity lettering design on a doormat, a funny welcome for guests with mystery symptoms. This 24 x 16 in (61 x 40.6 cm) doormat is made with Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber and a black vinyl backing, and is meant mainly for outdoor use.

• Varsity Text Design: Bold black distressed collegiate lettering spells UNDIAGNOSED across the front, with a black banner underneath reading BUT SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT. A funny pick for anyone who knows their health stories don't quite add up.
• Welcome Mat Size: 24 x 16 in (61 x 40.6 cm) mat with a black vinyl backing for increased stability.
• Natural Coir Fiber: Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber, a natural material that suits outdoor entrances. Expect some shedding in the first month, which a quick shake removes.
• Detailed Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color.
• Care And Gifting: Keep it in a covered, weather-protected spot such as under an overhang, away from direct sunlight and excess moisture, and shake it out now and then to remove loose fibers. A funny gift for friends, coworkers, sisters or anyone who has ever felt unwell without an answer and still keeps their sense of humour.

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What is the undiagnosed but something ain't right Doormat?

A doormat printed with black distressed varsity lettering reading undiagnosed with a banner reading but something ain't right.

How long does delivery take?

Every item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.

Can I return it?

Because every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. More answers are on our FAQ page.