Undiagnosed Varsity Crewneck Sweatshirt
The undiagnosed but something ain't right varsity lettering design on a crewneck sweatshirt, a funny gift for mystery-symptom humour. This unisex crewneck sweatshirt has a classic fit with a ribbed collar and reinforced cuffs, made from a medium-heavy 8.0 oz 50/50 cotton-polyester blend and printed to order. Available in Charcoal, Dark Heather, Red and Sport Grey, sizes S to 3XL. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.
- Varsity Text Design: Bold black distressed collegiate lettering spells UNDIAGNOSED across the front, with a black banner underneath reading BUT SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT. A funny pick for anyone who knows their health stories don't quite add up.
- Classic Crewneck Fit: Classic unisex fit with a crew neckline, ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs. Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs adds durability, and the seamless body reduces irritation.
- Medium-Heavy Cotton Blend: 8.0 oz/yd² blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester that is soft and durable, with a smooth surface for crisp, vibrant prints and a tear-away label to avoid itchiness.
- Sharp Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color on Charcoal, Dark Heather, Red or Sport Grey.
- Care And Gifting: Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean. A funny gift for friends, coworkers, sisters or anyone who has ever felt unwell without an answer and still keeps their sense of humour.
Quick answers
What is the undiagnosed but something ain't right Crewneck Sweatshirt?
A crewneck sweatshirt printed with black distressed varsity lettering reading undiagnosed with a banner reading but something ain't right.
What size should I order?
Measurements for every size are in the size chart on this page. If you are between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
How long does delivery take?
Every item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.
Can I return it?
Because every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind or the wrong size. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. More answers are on our FAQ page.
Dimensions
Undiagnosed Varsity Crewneck Sweatshirt: Crewneck Sweatshirt (Gildan 18000). Garment measurements laid flat, in inches and centimetres.
| Size | Width (in / cm) | Length (in / cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 / 50.8 | 27 / 68.6 |
| M | 22 / 55.9 | 28 / 71.1 |
| L | 24 / 61.0 | 29 / 73.7 |
| XL | 26 / 66.0 | 30 / 76.2 |
| 2XL | 28 / 71.1 | 31 / 78.7 |
| 3XL | 30 / 76.2 | 32 / 81.3 |
| 4XL | 32 / 81.3 | 33 / 83.8 |
| 5XL | 34 / 86.4 | 34 / 86.4 |
Cozy unisex fit with ribbed cuffs and hem. Size up for an oversized look.









