Skeleton Binocular Scout Doormat
Greet guests with a snarky skeleton peering through binoculars on this Doormat that reads Nobody Gives A Shit. This 24 x 16 in (61 x 40.6 cm) doormat is made with Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber and a black vinyl backing, and is meant mainly for outdoor use.
- Sarcastic Skeleton Design: A hand-drawn skeleton in a wide-brim hat peers through vintage binoculars against a coral red circle, with bold black lettering reading Oh, Look! and Nobody Gives A Shit. It suits anyone with a dry, unbothered sense of humor who loves a snarky laugh.
- Welcome Mat Size: 24 x 16 in (61 x 40.6 cm) mat with a black vinyl backing for increased stability.
- Natural Coir Fiber: Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber, a natural material that suits outdoor entrances. Expect some shedding in the first month, which a quick shake removes.
- Detailed Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color.
- Care And Gifting: Keep it in a covered, weather-protected spot such as under an overhang, away from direct sunlight and excess moisture, and shake it out now and then to remove loose fibers. A perfect snarky present for coworkers, friends or anyone who knows how to shrug off drama with a grin and a sarcastic sense of humor.
Quick answers
What is the Skeleton Binocular Scout Doormat?
A doormat printed with a skeleton in a wide-brim hat peering through binoculars against a red circle, with the text Oh, Look! Nobody Gives A Shit.
How long does delivery take?
Every item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.
Can I return it?
Because every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. More answers are on our FAQ page.









