Selectively Social Raccoon Hoodie
This selectively social raccoon hoodie shows a raccoon under an umbrella, a funny pick for anyone who loves their alone time. This unisex hoodie has a classic fit with a double-lined hood, a color-matched drawcord and a front pouch pocket, made from a medium-heavy 8.0 oz blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester and printed to order. Available in Dark Heather, Navy, Black and Charcoal, sizes S to 3XL. Machine wash cold and tumble dry on medium heat. Do not dry clean.
- Selectively Social Design: A raccoon balances on a trash can under a striped umbrella, with bold white lettering reading I'm not antisocial, I'm just selectively social. It suits anyone who loves their alone time and enjoys a bit of dry humor about it.
- Classic Hoodie Fit: Classic unisex fit with ribbed cuffs and hem, a large front pouch pocket and a double-lined hood with a color-matched drawcord.
- Cozy Cotton Blend: 8.0 oz/yd² medium-heavy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester that delivers cozy warmth and a soft feel on chilly days, with a tear-away label.
- Sharp Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color on Dark Heather, Navy, Black or Charcoal.
- Care And Gifting: Machine wash cold and tumble dry on medium heat. Do not dry clean. A perfect present for introverts, coworkers, friends or anyone who needs their alone time and loves a dry joke about it.
Quick answers
What is the Umbrella Raccoon Social Lettering Hoodie?
A hoodie printed with a raccoon standing on a trash can under an umbrella with 'I'm not antisocial, I'm just selectively social' lettering.
What size should I order?
Measurements for every size are in the size chart on this page. If you are between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
How long does delivery take?
Every item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.
Can I return it?
Because every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind or the wrong size. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. More answers are on our FAQ page.
Dimensions
Selectively Social Raccoon Hoodie: Hoodie (Gildan 18500). Garment measurements laid flat, in inches and centimetres.
| Size | Width (in / cm) | Length (in / cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 / 50.8 | 27 / 68.6 |
| M | 22 / 55.9 | 28 / 71.1 |
| L | 24 / 61.0 | 29 / 73.7 |
| XL | 26 / 66.0 | 30 / 76.2 |
| 2XL | 28 / 71.1 | 31 / 78.7 |
| 3XL | 30 / 76.2 | 32 / 81.3 |
| 4XL | 32 / 81.3 | 33 / 83.8 |
| 5XL | 34 / 86.4 | 34 / 86.4 |
Classic unisex hoodie fit with a roomy pouch pocket. Size up for an oversized look.









