Selectively Social Raccoon Heavy Cotton Tee

Our selectively social raccoon design under an umbrella on a trash can makes a funny tee for introverts and alone-time lovers. This unisex tee has a classic fit with a crew neck and short sleeves, made from medium-weight 5.3 oz cotton (100% cotton in solid colors) and printed to order. Available in Charcoal, Dark Heather, Navy and Black, sizes L, M, S, XL, 2XL and 3XL. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.

• Selectively Social Design: A raccoon balances on a trash can under a striped umbrella, with bold white lettering reading I'm not antisocial, I'm just selectively social. It suits anyone who loves their alone time and enjoys a bit of dry humor about it.
• Classic Unisex Fit: Comfortable, relaxed classic cut with a crew neck and short sleeves. The tubular body has no side seams, and twill tape on the shoulders helps the shirt keep its shape wash after wash.
• Medium-Weight Cotton: 5.3 oz/yd² cotton that is 100% cotton in solid colors (heather colors blend in polyester), tightly knit for sharp print detail, with a ribbed collar and a tear-away label for a scratch-free feel.
• Sharp Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color on Charcoal, Dark Heather, Navy or Black.
• Care And Gifting: Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean. A perfect present for introverts, coworkers, friends or anyone who needs their alone time and loves a dry joke about it.

Quick answers

What is the Umbrella Raccoon Social Lettering Heavy Cotton Tee?

A heavy cotton tee printed with a raccoon standing on a trash can under an umbrella with 'I'm not antisocial, I'm just selectively social' lettering.

What size should I order?

Measurements for every size are in the size chart on this page. If you are between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

How long does delivery take?

Every item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.

Can I return it?

Because every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind or the wrong size. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. More answers are on our FAQ page.