Schnauzer Riding Goose Toddler Tee

A hand-drawn schnauzer riding a flying goose with the words I am a Conduit for NONSENSE for tiny animal lovers. This toddler short sleeve tee is made from light 4.2 oz Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton jersey with a tear-away label, and printed to order. Available in Asphalt, Navy, Heather Columbia Blue, Heather Red, Natural and True Royal, sizes 2T to 5T. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not bleach or dry clean.

• Nonsense Conduit Design: A hand-drawn engraving shows a scruffy terrier perched on the back of a Canada goose mid-flight, with cream lettering reading I am a Conduit for NONSENSE above. The dark ink and bright white outlines suit anyone with a playful sense of humor.
• Easy Toddler Tee: Short sleeve jersey tee sized for toddlers, with a tear-away label so there is nothing scratchy at the neck.
• Light Combed Cotton: 4.2 oz/yd² Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton jersey, 100% cotton in solid colors and with polyester in heather colors.
• Sharp Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color on Asphalt, Navy, Heather Columbia Blue, Heather Red, Natural or True Royal.
• Care And Gifting: Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not bleach or dry clean. A playful gift for anyone who loves dogs, geese, or delightfully absurd humor.

Quick answers

What is the schnauzer riding goose Toddler Tee?

A toddler tee printed with a schnauzer dog riding on the back of a flying Canada goose under the words I am a conduit for NONSENSE.

What size should I order?

Measurements for every size are in the size chart on this page. If you are between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

How long does delivery take?

Every item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.

Can I return it?

Because every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind or the wrong size. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. More answers are on our FAQ page.