Schnauzer Riding Goose Premium Jersey Tee

A hand-drawn schnauzer riding a flying goose with the words I am a Conduit for NONSENSE across the chest. This unisex tee has a retail fit with a crew neck and short sleeves, made from lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (100% cotton in solid colors) and printed to order. Available in Army, Asphalt, Baby Blue, Heather Navy, Red and Black Heather, sizes S to 3XL. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not dry clean.

• Nonsense Conduit Design: A hand-drawn engraving shows a scruffy terrier perched on the back of a Canada goose mid-flight, with cream lettering reading I am a Conduit for NONSENSE above. The dark ink and bright white outlines suit anyone with a playful sense of humor.
• Soft Retail Fit: Classic retail fit with a crew neck and short sleeves. Tapered shoulders, a ribbed collar, shoulder tape and side seams help the shirt keep its shape.
• Lightweight Combed Cotton: 4.2 oz/yd² Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton that is breathable and easy to layer, with a tear-away label. Heather colors blend in polyester.
• Sharp Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color on Army, Asphalt, Baby Blue, Heather Navy, Red or Black Heather.
• Care And Gifting: Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not dry clean. A witty gift for dog lovers, goose-spotting friends, or anyone who thrives on absurd humor and chaotic energy.

Quick answers

What is the schnauzer riding goose Premium Jersey Tee?

A premium jersey tee printed with a schnauzer dog riding on the back of a flying Canada goose under the words I am a conduit for NONSENSE.

What size should I order?

Measurements for every size are in the size chart on this page. If you are between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

How long does delivery take?

Every item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.

Can I return it?

Because every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind or the wrong size. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. More answers are on our FAQ page.