Patriotic Goose Heavy Cotton Tee | Funny July 4th

A hand-drawn goose in sunglasses holds a frothy beer under the text This Goose Is Loose, a playful Fourth of July design. This unisex tee has a classic fit with a crew neck and short sleeves, made from medium-weight 5.3 oz cotton (100% cotton in solid colors) and printed to order. Available in Carolina Blue, Navy, Red, Sport Grey, Black and Forest Green, sizes L, M, S, XL, 2XL and 3XL. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.

• Patriotic Goose Design: A sunglasses-wearing goose in a snapback cap and red bandana raises a frothy beer, framed by red and blue stars, with bold lettering reading This Goose Is Loose and Red White and Booze. It suits Fourth of July cookouts and laid-back summer gatherings.
• Classic Unisex Fit: Comfortable, relaxed classic cut with a crew neck and short sleeves. The tubular body has no side seams, and twill tape on the shoulders helps the shirt keep its shape wash after wash.
• Medium-Weight Cotton: 5.3 oz/yd² cotton that is 100% cotton in solid colors (heather colors blend in polyester), tightly knit for sharp print detail, with a ribbed collar and a tear-away label for a scratch-free feel.
• Sharp Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color on Carolina Blue, Navy, Red, Sport Grey, Black or Forest Green.
• Care And Gifting: Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean. A funny pick for friends, brothers, dads or anyone who loves summer cookouts and a good laugh on the Fourth of July.

Quick answers

What is the Beer-Holding Patriotic Goose Heavy Cotton Tee?

A heavy cotton tee printed with a cool goose in sunglasses and a snapback cap holding a foamy beer, with red and blue stars and the text This Goose Is Loose.

What size should I order?

Measurements for every size are in the size chart on this page. If you are between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

How long does delivery take?

Every item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.

Can I return it?

Because every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind or the wrong size. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. More answers are on our FAQ page.