Opossum Horrors Persist Doormat

A screaming opossum doormat with The Horrors Persist But So Do I lettering, a darkly funny way to greet guests. This 24 x 16 in (61 x 40.6 cm) doormat is made with Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber and a black vinyl backing, and is meant mainly for outdoor use.

• Screaming Opossum Design: A hand-drawn black and white opossum lets out a dramatic scream, pointing a paw with sparkles around it. Bold white lettering reads The Horrors Persist But So Do I, suiting anyone with a dark, deadpan sense of humor.
• Welcome Mat Size: 24 x 16 in (61 x 40.6 cm) mat with a black vinyl backing for increased stability.
• Natural Coir Fiber: Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber, a natural material that suits outdoor entrances. Expect some shedding in the first month, which a quick shake removes.
• Detailed Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color.
• Care And Gifting: Keep it in a covered, weather-protected spot such as under an overhang, away from direct sunlight and excess moisture, and shake it out now and then to remove loose fibers. A darkly funny gift for coworkers, friends or anyone who keeps going through chaos while still showing up with a sense of humor.

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What is the Screaming Opossum Horrors Persist Doormat?

A doormat printed with a hand-drawn opossum screaming with sparkles and the words The Horrors Persist But So Do I.

How long does delivery take?

Every item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.

Can I return it?

Because every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. More answers are on our FAQ page.