Nurse Raccoon Mouse Pad With Axe Humor

A retro raccoon nurse holding an axe under the words first of all I'm a delight, printed on a mouse pad. This rectangular mouse pad has a stain-resistant cloth top on a rubber base and is 1/16 in (1.58 mm) thick, for smooth mouse sliding while working or playing.

• Nurse Raccoon Design: A retro raccoon in a nurse's cap and apron grips a red-handled axe beneath bold coral lettering reading first of all I'm a delight. It suits anyone with a sarcastic streak who loves dark humor and quirky, vintage-style artwork.
• Smooth Glide Surface: 1/16 in (1.58 mm) thick pad with a stain-resistant cloth top for smooth mouse sliding.
• Grippy Rubber Base: Durable high-density foam with an ultra-thin rubber base that grips the desk firmly.
• Detailed Print Quality: The artwork is printed on one side for crisp detail and strong color.
• Care And Gifting: Clean spots with warm water and dish soap, using a soft-bristled brush for stubborn ones. There is no need to soak the whole pad. A sarcastic, funny gift for coworkers, nurses, sisters or friends who love dark humor and will laugh at a raccoon with an axe.

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What is the Nurse Raccoon With Axe Mouse Pad?

A mouse pad printed with a raccoon dressed as a nurse holding a red-handled axe under the words first of all I'm a delight.

How long does delivery take?

Every item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.

Can I return it?

Because every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. More answers are on our FAQ page.