Not Today Cupid Raccoon Premium Jersey Tee

A sarcastic raccoon in a red sweater holding a love potion, with Not Today Cupid lettering for a funny anti-Valentine's tee. This unisex tee has a retail fit with a crew neck and short sleeves, made from lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (100% cotton in solid colors) and printed to order. Available in Army, Asphalt, Baby Blue, Black, Heather Navy and Navy, sizes S to 3XL. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not dry clean.

• Cupid Raccoon Design: A raccoon in a red sweater holds a bottle labeled Love Potion, with red hearts, sparkles and bold Not Today and Cupid lettering in a retro hand-drawn style. It suits anyone who wants a playful, sarcastic take on Valentine's Day.
• Soft Retail Fit: Classic retail fit with a crew neck and short sleeves. Tapered shoulders, a ribbed collar, shoulder tape and side seams help the shirt keep its shape.
• Lightweight Combed Cotton: 4.2 oz/yd² Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton that is breathable and easy to layer, with a tear-away label. Heather colors blend in polyester.
• Sharp Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color on Army, Asphalt, Baby Blue, Black, Heather Navy or Navy.
• Care And Gifting: Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not dry clean. A funny, sarcastic Valentine's gift for friends, partners, coworkers or anyone who would rather skip the romance and still enjoy a laugh.

Quick answers

What is the Smug Raccoon Valentine Bouquet Premium Jersey Tee?

A premium jersey tee printed with a raccoon in a red sweater holding a love potion bottle, with Not Today Cupid lettering and hearts.

What size should I order?

Measurements for every size are in the size chart on this page. If you are between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

How long does delivery take?

Every item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.

Can I return it?

Because every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind or the wrong size. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. More answers are on our FAQ page.