Not Today Cupid Raccoon Heavy Cotton Tee

A sarcastic raccoon in a red sweater holding a love potion, with Not Today Cupid lettering for a funny anti-Valentine's tee. This unisex tee has a classic fit with a crew neck and short sleeves, made from medium-weight 5.3 oz cotton (100% cotton in solid colors) and printed to order. Available in Charcoal, Navy, Red, Sport Grey, Black and Forest Green, sizes L, M, S, XL, 2XL and 3XL. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.

• Cupid Raccoon Design: A raccoon in a red sweater holds a bottle labeled Love Potion, with red hearts, sparkles and bold Not Today and Cupid lettering in a retro hand-drawn style. It suits anyone who wants a playful, sarcastic take on Valentine's Day.
• Classic Unisex Fit: Comfortable, relaxed classic cut with a crew neck and short sleeves. The tubular body has no side seams, and twill tape on the shoulders helps the shirt keep its shape wash after wash.
• Medium-Weight Cotton: 5.3 oz/yd² cotton that is 100% cotton in solid colors (heather colors blend in polyester), tightly knit for sharp print detail, with a ribbed collar and a tear-away label for a scratch-free feel.
• Sharp Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color on Charcoal, Navy, Red, Sport Grey, Black or Forest Green.
• Care And Gifting: Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean. A funny, sarcastic Valentine's gift for friends, partners, coworkers or anyone who would rather skip the romance and still enjoy a laugh.

Quick answers

What is the Smug Raccoon Valentine Bouquet Heavy Cotton Tee?

A heavy cotton tee printed with a raccoon in a red sweater holding a love potion bottle, with Not Today Cupid lettering and hearts.

What size should I order?

Measurements for every size are in the size chart on this page. If you are between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

How long does delivery take?

Every item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.

Can I return it?

Because every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind or the wrong size. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. More answers are on our FAQ page.