Not Today Cupid Raccoon Crewneck Sweatshirt

A sarcastic raccoon in a red sweater holding a love potion, with Not Today Cupid lettering for a funny anti-Valentine's sweatshirt. This unisex crewneck sweatshirt has a classic fit with a ribbed collar and reinforced cuffs, made from a medium-heavy 8.0 oz 50/50 cotton-polyester blend and printed to order. Available in Carolina Blue, Charcoal, Navy, Sport Grey, Black and Forest Green, sizes S to 3XL. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.

• Cupid Raccoon Design: A raccoon in a red sweater holds a bottle labeled Love Potion, with red hearts, sparkles and bold Not Today and Cupid lettering in a retro hand-drawn style. It suits anyone who wants a playful, sarcastic take on Valentine's Day.
• Classic Crewneck Fit: Classic unisex fit with a crew neckline, ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs. Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs adds durability, and the seamless body reduces irritation.
• Medium-Heavy Cotton Blend: 8.0 oz/yd² blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester that is soft and durable, with a smooth surface for crisp, vibrant prints and a tear-away label to avoid itchiness.
• Sharp Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color on Carolina Blue, Charcoal, Navy, Sport Grey, Black or Forest Green.
• Care And Gifting: Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean. A funny, sarcastic Valentine's gift for friends, partners, coworkers or anyone who would rather skip the romance and still enjoy a laugh.

Quick answers

What is the Smug Raccoon Valentine Bouquet Crewneck Sweatshirt?

A crewneck sweatshirt printed with a raccoon in a red sweater holding a love potion bottle, with Not Today Cupid lettering and hearts.

What size should I order?

Measurements for every size are in the size chart on this page. If you are between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

How long does delivery take?

Every item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.

Can I return it?

Because every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind or the wrong size. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. More answers are on our FAQ page.