Meditating Sloth Premium Jersey Tee

A hand-drawn meditating sloth with the phrase relax nothing is under control, a funny pick for sloth lovers. This unisex tee has a retail fit with a crew neck and short sleeves, made from lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (100% cotton in solid colors) and printed to order. Available in Army, Asphalt, Athletic Heather, Baby Blue and Red, sizes S to 3XL. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not dry clean.

• Meditating Sloth Design: A smiling sloth sits cross-legged in meditation, surrounded by sparkles, with bold lettering reading relax nothing is under control. Its hand-drawn black linework suits anyone who finds calm in chaos and loves a laid-back joke.
• Soft Retail Fit: Classic retail fit with a crew neck and short sleeves. Tapered shoulders, a ribbed collar, shoulder tape and side seams help the shirt keep its shape.
• Lightweight Combed Cotton: 4.2 oz/yd² Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton that is breathable and easy to layer, with a tear-away label. Heather colors blend in polyester.
• Sharp Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color on Army, Asphalt, Athletic Heather, Baby Blue or Red.
• Care And Gifting: Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not dry clean. A funny gift for coworkers, friends or anyone who is always chill and a little bit chaotic, especially a sloth lover.

Quick answers

What is the meditating sloth calm chaos Premium Jersey Tee?

A premium jersey tee printed with a smiling sloth meditating cross-legged with sparkles and the phrase relax nothing is under control.

What size should I order?

Measurements for every size are in the size chart on this page. If you are between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

How long does delivery take?

Every item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.

Can I return it?

Because every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind or the wrong size. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. More answers are on our FAQ page.