Meditating Sloth Kids Hoodie
A hand-drawn meditating sloth with the phrase relax nothing is under control, a funny pick for sloth lovers. This kids' hoodie has a regular fit with a front kangaroo pocket, made from medium-weight 8.0 oz preshrunk fleece that is 50% cotton and 50% polyester, and printed to order. Available in Carolina Blue, Light Pink, Red, Royal and Sport Grey, sizes S to XL. Machine wash warm and tumble dry on medium heat. Do not iron or dry clean.
- Meditating Sloth Design: A smiling sloth sits cross-legged in meditation, surrounded by sparkles, with bold lettering reading relax nothing is under control. Its hand-drawn black linework suits anyone who finds calm in chaos and loves a laid-back joke.
- Regular Kids' Fit: Regular fit that runs true to size, with a hood, a kangaroo pocket big enough for both hands and a neck reinforced with twill tape.
- Ultra-Soft Preshrunk Fleece: 8.0 oz/yd² fleece blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester with reduced lint buildup, soft against the skin.
- Sharp Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color on Carolina Blue, Light Pink, Red, Royal or Sport Grey.
- Care And Gifting: Machine wash warm and tumble dry on medium heat. Do not iron or dry clean. A funny gift for anyone who is always chill and a little bit chaotic, especially a sloth lover.
Quick answers
What is the meditating sloth calm chaos Kids Hoodie?
A kids hoodie printed with a smiling sloth meditating cross-legged with sparkles and the phrase relax nothing is under control.
What size should I order?
Measurements for every size are in the size chart on this page. If you are between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
How long does delivery take?
Every item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.
Can I return it?
Because every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind or the wrong size. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. More answers are on our FAQ page.
Dimensions
Meditating Sloth Kids Hoodie: Kids Hoodie (Gildan 18500B). Garment measurements laid flat, in inches and centimetres.
| Size | Width (in / cm) | Length (in / cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 16.9 / 42.9 | 21.3 / 54.1 |
| M | 18.1 / 46.0 | 22.4 / 56.9 |
| L | 18.9 / 48.0 | 24.0 / 61.0 |
| XL | 20.1 / 51.1 | 25.6 / 65.0 |
Youth sizes with room to layer. Size up for growing room.









