Frog Critical Thinking Hoodie

Relaxed frog sipping coffee in a folding chair with a dry, funny slogan about critical thinking skills. This unisex hoodie has a classic fit with a double-lined hood, a color-matched drawcord and a front pouch pocket, made from a medium-heavy 8.0 oz blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester and printed to order. Available in Dark Heather, Sport Grey, Red and Charcoal, sizes S to 3XL. Machine wash cold and tumble dry on medium heat. Do not dry clean.

• Relaxed Frog Design: A cartoon frog lounges in a wooden folding chair, sipping steaming coffee with an unbothered look. Bold black lettering above and below reads Wish I Lacked Critical Thinking Skills and Y'all Seem So Happy on a grey background, suited to anyone with a dry sense of humor.
• Classic Hoodie Fit: Classic unisex fit with ribbed cuffs and hem, a large front pouch pocket and a double-lined hood with a color-matched drawcord.
• Cozy Cotton Blend: 8.0 oz/yd² medium-heavy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester that delivers cozy warmth and a soft feel on chilly days, with a tear-away label.
• Sharp Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color on Dark Heather, Sport Grey, Red or Charcoal.
• Care And Gifting: Machine wash cold and tumble dry on medium heat. Do not dry clean. A sarcastic gift for coworkers, friends or anyone who would rather sit back with coffee than think too hard about the day.

Quick answers

What is the frog critical thinking coffee Hoodie?

A hoodie printed with a green frog lounging in a wooden folding chair holding a steaming coffee mug, with text above and below reading wish i lacked critical thinking skills and y'all seem so happy.

What size should I order?

Measurements for every size are in the size chart on this page. If you are between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

How long does delivery take?

Every item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.

Can I return it?

Because every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind or the wrong size. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. More answers are on our FAQ page.