Frog Critical Thinking Heavy Cotton Tee

Relaxed frog sipping coffee in a folding chair with a dry, funny slogan about critical thinking skills. This unisex tee has a classic fit with a crew neck and short sleeves, made from medium-weight 5.3 oz cotton (100% cotton in solid colors) and printed to order. Available in Charcoal, Dark Heather, Red and Sport Grey, sizes L, M, S, XL, 2XL and 3XL. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.

• Relaxed Frog Design: A cartoon frog lounges in a wooden folding chair, sipping steaming coffee with an unbothered look. Bold black lettering above and below reads Wish I Lacked Critical Thinking Skills and Y'all Seem So Happy on a grey background, suited to anyone with a dry sense of humor.
• Classic Unisex Fit: Comfortable, relaxed classic cut with a crew neck and short sleeves. The tubular body has no side seams, and twill tape on the shoulders helps the shirt keep its shape wash after wash.
• Medium-Weight Cotton: 5.3 oz/yd² cotton that is 100% cotton in solid colors (heather colors blend in polyester), tightly knit for sharp print detail, with a ribbed collar and a tear-away label for a scratch-free feel.
• Sharp Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color on Charcoal, Dark Heather, Red or Sport Grey.
• Care And Gifting: Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean. A sarcastic gift for coworkers, friends or anyone who would rather sit back with coffee than think too hard about the day.

Quick answers

What is the frog critical thinking coffee Heavy Cotton Tee?

A heavy cotton tee printed with a green frog lounging in a wooden folding chair holding a steaming coffee mug, with text above and below reading wish i lacked critical thinking skills and y'all seem so happy.

What size should I order?

Measurements for every size are in the size chart on this page. If you are between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

How long does delivery take?

Every item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.

Can I return it?

Because every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind or the wrong size. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. More answers are on our FAQ page.