Frog Critical Thinking Crewneck Sweatshirt

Relaxed frog sipping coffee in a folding chair with a dry, funny slogan about critical thinking skills. This unisex crewneck sweatshirt has a classic fit with a ribbed collar and reinforced cuffs, made from a medium-heavy 8.0 oz 50/50 cotton-polyester blend and printed to order. Available in Charcoal, Dark Heather, Red and Sport Grey, sizes S to 3XL. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.

• Relaxed Frog Design: A cartoon frog lounges in a wooden folding chair, sipping steaming coffee with an unbothered look. Bold black lettering above and below reads Wish I Lacked Critical Thinking Skills and Y'all Seem So Happy on a grey background, suited to anyone with a dry sense of humor.
• Classic Crewneck Fit: Classic unisex fit with a crew neckline, ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs. Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs adds durability, and the seamless body reduces irritation.
• Medium-Heavy Cotton Blend: 8.0 oz/yd² blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester that is soft and durable, with a smooth surface for crisp, vibrant prints and a tear-away label to avoid itchiness.
• Sharp Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color on Charcoal, Dark Heather, Red or Sport Grey.
• Care And Gifting: Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean. A sarcastic gift for coworkers, friends or anyone who would rather sit back with coffee than think too hard about the day.

Quick answers

What is the frog critical thinking coffee Crewneck Sweatshirt?

A crewneck sweatshirt printed with a green frog lounging in a wooden folding chair holding a steaming coffee mug, with text above and below reading wish i lacked critical thinking skills and y'all seem so happy.

What size should I order?

Measurements for every size are in the size chart on this page. If you are between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

How long does delivery take?

Every item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.

Can I return it?

Because every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind or the wrong size. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. More answers are on our FAQ page.