Fake Your Death Opossum Toddler Tee

A snarling opossum in sunglasses under LIVE WEIRD and FAKE YOUR DEATH lettering, printed on this toddler tee. This toddler short sleeve tee is made from light 4.2 oz Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton jersey with a tear-away label, and printed to order. Available in Athletic Heather, Black, Navy and Heather Red, sizes 2T to 5T. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not bleach or dry clean.

• Opossum Design: A snarling opossum in lightning-bolt sunglasses stalks forward under bold brown lettering reading LIVE WEIRD above and FAKE YOUR DEATH below. It suits anyone with a chaotic sense of humor and a taste for playful dark jokes.
• Easy Toddler Tee: Short sleeve jersey tee sized for toddlers, with a tear-away label so there is nothing scratchy at the neck.
• Light Combed Cotton: 4.2 oz/yd² Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton jersey, 100% cotton in solid colors and with polyester in heather colors.
• Sharp Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color on Athletic Heather, Black, Navy or Heather Red.
• Care And Gifting: Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not bleach or dry clean. A funny gift for anyone with a playful, slightly weird sense of humor who loves a dark joke about faking their own death.

Quick answers

What is the Fake Your Death Opossum Toddler Tee?

A toddler tee printed with a screaming opossum in lightning-bolt sunglasses under the words LIVE WEIRD and FAKE YOUR DEATH.

What size should I order?

Measurements for every size are in the size chart on this page. If you are between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

How long does delivery take?

Every item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.

Can I return it?

Because every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind or the wrong size. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. More answers are on our FAQ page.