Fake Your Death Opossum Doormat

A snarling opossum in sunglasses under LIVE WEIRD and FAKE YOUR DEATH lettering, printed on this doormat. This 24 x 16 in (61 x 40.6 cm) doormat is made with Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber and a black vinyl backing, and is meant mainly for outdoor use.

• Opossum Design: A snarling opossum in lightning-bolt sunglasses stalks forward under bold brown lettering reading LIVE WEIRD above and FAKE YOUR DEATH below. It suits anyone with a chaotic sense of humor and a taste for playful dark jokes.
• Welcome Mat Size: 24 x 16 in (61 x 40.6 cm) mat with a black vinyl backing for increased stability.
• Natural Coir Fiber: Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber, a natural material that suits outdoor entrances. Expect some shedding in the first month, which a quick shake removes.
• Detailed Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color.
• Care And Gifting: Keep it in a covered, weather-protected spot such as under an overhang, away from direct sunlight and excess moisture, and shake it out now and then to remove loose fibers. A funny gift for friends, coworkers or anyone who lives a little weird and loves a dark joke about faking their own death.

Quick answers

What is the Fake Your Death Opossum Doormat?

A doormat printed with a screaming opossum in lightning-bolt sunglasses under the words LIVE WEIRD and FAKE YOUR DEATH.

How long does delivery take?

Every item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.

Can I return it?

Because every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. More answers are on our FAQ page.