Fake Your Death Opossum Crewneck Sweatshirt

A snarling opossum in sunglasses under LIVE WEIRD and FAKE YOUR DEATH lettering, printed on this crewneck sweatshirt. This unisex crewneck sweatshirt has a classic fit with a ribbed collar and reinforced cuffs, made from a medium-heavy 8.0 oz 50/50 cotton-polyester blend and printed to order. Available in Navy, Red, Sport Grey and Black, sizes S to 3XL. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.

• Opossum Design: A snarling opossum in lightning-bolt sunglasses stalks forward under bold brown lettering reading LIVE WEIRD above and FAKE YOUR DEATH below. It suits anyone with a chaotic sense of humor and a taste for playful dark jokes.
• Classic Crewneck Fit: Classic unisex fit with a crew neckline, ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs. Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs adds durability, and the seamless body reduces irritation.
• Medium-Heavy Cotton Blend: 8.0 oz/yd² blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester that is soft and durable, with a smooth surface for crisp, vibrant prints and a tear-away label to avoid itchiness.
• Sharp Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color on Navy, Red, Sport Grey or Black.
• Care And Gifting: Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean. A funny gift for friends, coworkers or anyone who lives a little weird and loves a dark joke about faking their own death.

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What is the Fake Your Death Opossum Crewneck Sweatshirt?

A crewneck sweatshirt printed with a screaming opossum in lightning-bolt sunglasses under the words LIVE WEIRD and FAKE YOUR DEATH.

What size should I order?

Measurements for every size are in the size chart on this page. If you are between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

How long does delivery take?

Every item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.

Can I return it?

Because every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind or the wrong size. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. More answers are on our FAQ page.