Cowboy Opossum Diddly Squat Hoodie

Cowboy Opossum Diddly Squat hoodie with a hand-drawn cowboy opossum dancing beside a playful slogan about skipping squats. This unisex hoodie has a classic fit with a double-lined hood, a color-matched drawcord and a front pouch pocket, made from a medium-heavy 8.0 oz blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester and printed to order. Available in Navy, Sport Grey and Black, sizes S to 3XL. Machine wash cold and tumble dry on medium heat. Do not dry clean.

• Cowboy Opossum Design: A hand-drawn opossum in a cowboy hat, vest and boots kicks up its heels in a dancing pose, with brown lettering reading The only squat I'm doin' is diddly squat. It suits anyone with a playful sense of humor and a love of country-western fun.
• Classic Hoodie Fit: Classic unisex fit with ribbed cuffs and hem, a large front pouch pocket and a double-lined hood with a color-matched drawcord.
• Cozy Cotton Blend: 8.0 oz/yd² medium-heavy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester that delivers cozy warmth and a soft feel on chilly days, with a tear-away label.
• Sharp Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color on Navy, Sport Grey or Black.
• Care And Gifting: Machine wash cold and tumble dry on medium heat. Do not dry clean. A funny gift for coworkers, friends or anyone who skips the gym and loves a good cowboy pun, especially on birthdays and casual get-togethers.

Quick answers

What is the Cowboy Opossum Diddly Squat Hoodie?

A hoodie printed with a cowboy opossum in hat, vest and boots dancing beside the text 'The only squat I'm doin' is diddly squat'.

What size should I order?

Measurements for every size are in the size chart on this page. If you are between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

How long does delivery take?

Every item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.

Can I return it?

Because every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind or the wrong size. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. More answers are on our FAQ page.