{"product_id":"opossum-horrors-persist-hoodie","title":"Opossum Horrors Persist Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Horrors Persist But So Do I opossum artwork, a screaming hand-drawn opossum with sparkles, printed on this hoodie. This unisex hoodie has a classic fit with a double-lined hood, a color-matched drawcord and a front pouch pocket, made from a medium-heavy 8.0 oz blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester and printed to order. Available in Navy, Black, Red and Charcoal, sizes S to 3XL. Machine wash cold and tumble dry on medium heat. Do not dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScreaming Opossum Design: A hand-drawn black and white opossum lets out a dramatic scream, pointing a paw with sparkles around it. Bold white lettering reads The Horrors Persist But So Do I, suiting anyone with a dark, deadpan sense of humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic Hoodie Fit: Classic unisex fit with ribbed cuffs and hem, a large front pouch pocket and a double-lined hood with a color-matched drawcord.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCozy Cotton Blend: 8.0 oz\/yd² medium-heavy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester that delivers cozy warmth and a soft feel on chilly days, with a tear-away label.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSharp Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color on Navy, Black, Red or Charcoal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare And Gifting: Machine wash cold and tumble dry on medium heat. Do not dry clean. A darkly funny gift for coworkers, friends or anyone who keeps going through chaos while still showing up with a sense of humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eQuick answers\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat is the Screaming Opossum Horrors Persist Hoodie?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA hoodie printed with a hand-drawn opossum screaming with sparkles and the words The Horrors Persist But So Do I.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat size should I order?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements for every size are in the size chart on this page. If you are between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHow long does delivery take?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCan I return it?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind or the wrong size. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. 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