{"product_id":"opossum-horrors-persist-heavy-cotton-tee","title":"Opossum Horrors Persist Heavy Cotton Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Horrors Persist But So Do I opossum design, a hand-drawn screaming opossum with bold white lettering on this tee. This unisex tee has a classic fit with a crew neck and short sleeves, made from medium-weight 5.3 oz cotton (100% cotton in solid colors) and printed to order. Available in Navy, Red, Black and Forest Green, sizes L, M, S, XL, 2XL and 3XL. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScreaming Opossum Design: A hand-drawn black and white opossum lets out a dramatic scream, pointing a paw with sparkles around it. Bold white lettering reads The Horrors Persist But So Do I, suiting anyone with a dark, deadpan sense of humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic Unisex Fit: Comfortable, relaxed classic cut with a crew neck and short sleeves. The tubular body has no side seams, and twill tape on the shoulders helps the shirt keep its shape wash after wash.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium-Weight Cotton: 5.3 oz\/yd² cotton that is 100% cotton in solid colors (heather colors blend in polyester), tightly knit for sharp print detail, with a ribbed collar and a tear-away label for a scratch-free feel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSharp Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color on Navy, Red, Black or Forest Green.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare And Gifting: Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean. A darkly funny gift for coworkers, friends or anyone who keeps going through chaos while still showing up with a sense of humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eQuick answers\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat is the Screaming Opossum Horrors Persist Heavy Cotton Tee?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA heavy cotton tee printed with a hand-drawn opossum screaming with sparkles and the words The Horrors Persist But So Do I.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat size should I order?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements for every size are in the size chart on this page. If you are between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHow long does delivery take?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCan I return it?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind or the wrong size. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. 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