{"product_id":"frog-soup-threat-heavy-cotton-tee","title":"Frog Soup Threat Heavy Cotton Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eA vintage engraved frog stirring a soup pot with the line You're going in the soup, printed on a comfy tee. This unisex tee has a classic fit with a crew neck and short sleeves, made from medium-weight 5.3 oz cotton (100% cotton in solid colors) and printed to order. Available in Carolina Blue, Red and Sport Grey, sizes L, M, S, XL, 2XL and 3XL. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMenacing Frog Design: A black and cream engraved frog in an apron stirs a bubbling soup pot, with the curly title That's It above and You're going in the soup below. It suits anyone with a dry sense of humor who enjoys a theatrical threat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic Unisex Fit: Comfortable, relaxed classic cut with a crew neck and short sleeves. The tubular body has no side seams, and twill tape on the shoulders helps the shirt keep its shape wash after wash.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium-Weight Cotton: 5.3 oz\/yd² cotton that is 100% cotton in solid colors (heather colors blend in polyester), tightly knit for sharp print detail, with a ribbed collar and a tear-away label for a scratch-free feel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSharp Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color on Carolina Blue, Red or Sport Grey.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare And Gifting: Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean. A perfect gift for coworkers, friends or anyone who loves dark humor and a dramatic frog threatening to put you in the soup.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eQuick answers\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat is the Frog Stirring Soup Threat Heavy Cotton Tee?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA heavy cotton tee printed with an engraved frog in an apron stirring a soup pot under the words That's It. You're going in the soup.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat size should I order?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements for every size are in the size chart on this page. If you are between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHow long does delivery take?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCan I return it?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind or the wrong size. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. 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