{"product_id":"frog-critical-thinking-crewneck-sweatshirt","title":"Frog Critical Thinking Crewneck Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eRelaxed frog sipping coffee in a folding chair with a dry, funny slogan about critical thinking skills. This unisex crewneck sweatshirt has a classic fit with a ribbed collar and reinforced cuffs, made from a medium-heavy 8.0 oz 50\/50 cotton-polyester blend and printed to order. Available in Charcoal, Dark Heather, Red and Sport Grey, sizes S to 3XL. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed Frog Design: A cartoon frog lounges in a wooden folding chair, sipping steaming coffee with an unbothered look. Bold black lettering above and below reads Wish I Lacked Critical Thinking Skills and Y'all Seem So Happy on a grey background, suited to anyone with a dry sense of humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic Crewneck Fit: Classic unisex fit with a crew neckline, ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs. Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs adds durability, and the seamless body reduces irritation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium-Heavy Cotton Blend: 8.0 oz\/yd² blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester that is soft and durable, with a smooth surface for crisp, vibrant prints and a tear-away label to avoid itchiness.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSharp Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color on Charcoal, Dark Heather, Red or Sport Grey.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare And Gifting: Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean. A sarcastic gift for coworkers, friends or anyone who would rather sit back with coffee than think too hard about the day.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eQuick answers\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat is the frog critical thinking coffee Crewneck Sweatshirt?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA crewneck sweatshirt printed with a green frog lounging in a wooden folding chair holding a steaming coffee mug, with text above and below reading wish i lacked critical thinking skills and y'all seem so happy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat size should I order?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements for every size are in the size chart on this page. If you are between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHow long does delivery take?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery item is printed after you order it. 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