{"product_id":"fake-your-death-opossum-mouse-pad","title":"Fake Your Death Opossum Mouse Pad","description":"\u003cp\u003eA snarling opossum in sunglasses under LIVE WEIRD and FAKE YOUR DEATH lettering, printed on this mouse pad. This rectangular mouse pad has a stain-resistant cloth top on a rubber base and is 1\/16 in (1.58 mm) thick, for smooth mouse sliding while working or playing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOpossum Design: A snarling opossum in lightning-bolt sunglasses stalks forward under bold brown lettering reading LIVE WEIRD above and FAKE YOUR DEATH below. It suits anyone with a chaotic sense of humor and a taste for playful dark jokes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmooth Glide Surface: 1\/16 in (1.58 mm) thick pad with a stain-resistant cloth top for smooth mouse sliding.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrippy Rubber Base: Durable high-density foam with an ultra-thin rubber base that grips the desk firmly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDetailed Print Quality: The artwork is printed on one side for crisp detail and strong color.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare And Gifting: Clean spots with warm water and dish soap, using a soft-bristled brush for stubborn ones. There is no need to soak the whole pad. A funny gift for friends, coworkers or anyone who lives a little weird and loves a dark joke about faking their own death.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eQuick answers\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat is the Fake Your Death Opossum Mouse Pad?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA mouse pad printed with a screaming opossum in lightning-bolt sunglasses under the words LIVE WEIRD and FAKE YOUR DEATH.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHow long does delivery take?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCan I return it?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. More answers are on our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/faq\"\u003eFAQ page\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"NineRabbits","offers":[{"title":"9\" × 8\" \/ Rectangle","offer_id":68448782057723,"sku":"52181471541834385415","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0836\/8255\/8203\/files\/11425510391201826887_2048.jpg?v=1793537227","url":"https:\/\/ninerabbits.com\/products\/fake-your-death-opossum-mouse-pad","provider":"NineRabbits","version":"1.0","type":"link"}