{"product_id":"fake-your-death-opossum-crewneck-sweatshirt","title":"Fake Your Death Opossum Crewneck Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eA snarling opossum in sunglasses under LIVE WEIRD and FAKE YOUR DEATH lettering, printed on this crewneck sweatshirt. This unisex crewneck sweatshirt has a classic fit with a ribbed collar and reinforced cuffs, made from a medium-heavy 8.0 oz 50\/50 cotton-polyester blend and printed to order. Available in Navy, Red, Sport Grey and Black, sizes S to 3XL. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOpossum Design: A snarling opossum in lightning-bolt sunglasses stalks forward under bold brown lettering reading LIVE WEIRD above and FAKE YOUR DEATH below. It suits anyone with a chaotic sense of humor and a taste for playful dark jokes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic Crewneck Fit: Classic unisex fit with a crew neckline, ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs. Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs adds durability, and the seamless body reduces irritation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium-Heavy Cotton Blend: 8.0 oz\/yd² blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester that is soft and durable, with a smooth surface for crisp, vibrant prints and a tear-away label to avoid itchiness.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSharp Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color on Navy, Red, Sport Grey or Black.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare And Gifting: Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean. A funny gift for friends, coworkers or anyone who lives a little weird and loves a dark joke about faking their own death.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eQuick answers\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat is the Fake Your Death Opossum Crewneck Sweatshirt?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA crewneck sweatshirt printed with a screaming opossum in lightning-bolt sunglasses under the words LIVE WEIRD and FAKE YOUR DEATH.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat size should I order?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements for every size are in the size chart on this page. If you are between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHow long does delivery take?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCan I return it?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind or the wrong size. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. More answers are on our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/faq\"\u003eFAQ page\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"NineRabbits","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":68448783532283,"sku":"29303370993414860100","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":68448783565051,"sku":"30766639546760588870","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":68448783597819,"sku":"24421493427038234075","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":68448783630587,"sku":"12506302140647849606","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":68448783663355,"sku":"17918954123616174300","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":68448783696123,"sku":"30491660987177362101","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":68448783728891,"sku":"59926788255081927285","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":68448783761659,"sku":"11912376489410942336","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":68448783794427,"sku":"10825626026872539718","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":68448783827195,"sku":"61067967234956179522","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":68448783859963,"sku":"15602529498059000931","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":68448783892731,"sku":"15022496997010452920","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":68448783925499,"sku":"39933833054114598205","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":68448783958267,"sku":"32829290310003447235","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":68448783991035,"sku":"24463721451936801449","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":68448784023803,"sku":"21250605693564364303","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":68448784056571,"sku":"10234753144074207599","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":68448784089339,"sku":"13037165740182645060","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":68448784122107,"sku":"21726785391376911252","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":68448784154875,"sku":"12491372482246060556","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":68448784187643,"sku":"23576030170213939546","price":55.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Red","offer_id":68448784220411,"sku":"40782751017676547710","price":55.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":68448784253179,"sku":"75427979220474684876","price":55.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":68448784285947,"sku":"21927285939449570243","price":55.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0836\/8255\/8203\/files\/7080278093858883183_2048.jpg?v=1793537860","url":"https:\/\/ninerabbits.com\/products\/fake-your-death-opossum-crewneck-sweatshirt","provider":"NineRabbits","version":"1.0","type":"link"}