{"product_id":"cowboy-opossum-diddly-squat-mouse-pad","title":"Cowboy Opossum Diddly Squat Mouse Pad","description":"\u003cp\u003eCowboy Opossum Diddly Squat mouse pad with a hand-drawn cowboy opossum dancing beside a funny slogan about skipping squats. This rectangular mouse pad has a stain-resistant cloth top on a rubber base and is 1\/16 in (1.58 mm) thick, for smooth mouse sliding while working or playing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCowboy Opossum Design: A hand-drawn opossum in a cowboy hat, vest and boots kicks up its heels in a dancing pose, with brown lettering reading The only squat I'm doin' is diddly squat. It suits anyone with a playful sense of humor and a love of country-western fun.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmooth Glide Surface: 1\/16 in (1.58 mm) thick pad with a stain-resistant cloth top for smooth mouse sliding.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrippy Rubber Base: Durable high-density foam with an ultra-thin rubber base that grips the desk firmly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDetailed Print Quality: The artwork is printed on one side for crisp detail and strong color.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare And Gifting: Clean spots with warm water and dish soap, using a soft-bristled brush for stubborn ones. There is no need to soak the whole pad. A funny gift for coworkers, friends or anyone who skips the gym and loves a good cowboy pun, especially on birthdays and casual get-togethers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eQuick answers\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat is the Cowboy Opossum Diddly Squat Mouse Pad?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA mouse pad printed with a cowboy opossum in hat, vest and boots dancing beside the text 'The only squat I'm doin' is diddly squat'.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHow long does delivery take?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCan I return it?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. More answers are on our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/faq\"\u003eFAQ page\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"NineRabbits","offers":[{"title":"9\" × 8\" \/ Rectangle","offer_id":68446161567995,"sku":"42979219996253469462","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0836\/8255\/8203\/files\/3271163020150126118_2048.jpg?v=1793486536","url":"https:\/\/ninerabbits.com\/products\/cowboy-opossum-diddly-squat-mouse-pad","provider":"NineRabbits","version":"1.0","type":"link"}