{"product_id":"cowboy-opossum-diddly-squat-heavy-cotton-tee","title":"Cowboy Opossum Diddly Squat Heavy Cotton Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eCowboy Opossum Diddly Squat tee, a hand-drawn opossum in boots doing a playful dance with a funny gym-skipping slogan. This unisex tee has a classic fit with a crew neck and short sleeves, made from medium-weight 5.3 oz cotton (100% cotton in solid colors) and printed to order. Available in Carolina Blue, Navy, Sand and Sport Grey, sizes L, M, S, XL, 2XL and 3XL. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCowboy Opossum Design: A hand-drawn opossum in a cowboy hat, vest and boots kicks up its heels in a dancing pose, with brown lettering reading The only squat I'm doin' is diddly squat. It suits anyone with a playful sense of humor and a love of country-western fun.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic Unisex Fit: Comfortable, relaxed classic cut with a crew neck and short sleeves. The tubular body has no side seams, and twill tape on the shoulders helps the shirt keep its shape wash after wash.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium-Weight Cotton: 5.3 oz\/yd² cotton that is 100% cotton in solid colors (heather colors blend in polyester), tightly knit for sharp print detail, with a ribbed collar and a tear-away label for a scratch-free feel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSharp Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color on Carolina Blue, Navy, Sand or Sport Grey.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare And Gifting: Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean. A funny gift for coworkers, friends or anyone who skips the gym and loves a good cowboy pun, especially on birthdays and casual get-togethers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eQuick answers\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat is the Cowboy Opossum Diddly Squat Heavy Cotton Tee?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA heavy cotton tee printed with a cowboy opossum in hat, vest and boots dancing beside the text 'The only squat I'm doin' is diddly squat'.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat size should I order?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements for every size are in the size chart on this page. If you are between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHow long does delivery take?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCan I return it?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind or the wrong size. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. 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