{"product_id":"cowboy-opossum-diddly-squat-crewneck-sweatshirt","title":"Cowboy Opossum Diddly Squat Crewneck Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eCowboy Opossum Diddly Squat crewneck sweatshirt featuring a hand-drawn cowboy opossum dancing with a funny slogan about skipping squats. This unisex crewneck sweatshirt has a classic fit with a ribbed collar and reinforced cuffs, made from a medium-heavy 8.0 oz 50\/50 cotton-polyester blend and printed to order. Available in Carolina Blue, Navy and Sport Grey, sizes S to 3XL. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCowboy Opossum Design: A hand-drawn opossum in a cowboy hat, vest and boots kicks up its heels in a dancing pose, with brown lettering reading The only squat I'm doin' is diddly squat. It suits anyone with a playful sense of humor and a love of country-western fun.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic Crewneck Fit: Classic unisex fit with a crew neckline, ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs. Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs adds durability, and the seamless body reduces irritation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium-Heavy Cotton Blend: 8.0 oz\/yd² blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester that is soft and durable, with a smooth surface for crisp, vibrant prints and a tear-away label to avoid itchiness.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSharp Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color on Carolina Blue, Navy or Sport Grey.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare And Gifting: Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean. A funny gift for coworkers, friends or anyone who skips the gym and loves a good cowboy pun, especially on birthdays and casual get-togethers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eQuick answers\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat is the Cowboy Opossum Diddly Squat Crewneck Sweatshirt?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA crewneck sweatshirt printed with a cowboy opossum in hat, vest and boots dancing beside the text 'The only squat I'm doin' is diddly squat'.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat size should I order?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements for every size are in the size chart on this page. If you are between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHow long does delivery take?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCan I return it?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind or the wrong size. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. 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