{"product_id":"cowboy-opossum-diddly-squat-cotton-tote-bag","title":"Cowboy Opossum Diddly Squat Cotton Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eCowboy Opossum Diddly Squat cotton tote bag featuring a hand-drawn cowboy opossum dancing beside a funny slogan about skipping squats. This 42 x 42 cm cotton canvas tote bag has long, reinforced shoulder straps and is made from medium-heavy 9.44 oz 100% cotton, printed to order. Available in Black and Cream. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not bleach, iron or dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCowboy Opossum Design: A hand-drawn opossum in a cowboy hat, vest and boots kicks up its heels in a dancing pose, with brown lettering reading The only squat I'm doin' is diddly squat. It suits anyone with a playful sense of humor and a love of country-western fun.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrab-And-Go Size: 42 x 42 cm bag with long, reinforced shoulder straps for comfortable carrying.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSturdy Cotton Canvas: 100% cotton canvas in a medium-heavy 9.44 oz\/yd² (320 g\/m²) weight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDetailed Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare And Gifting: Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not bleach, iron or dry clean. A funny gift for coworkers, friends or anyone who skips the gym and loves a good cowboy pun, especially on birthdays and casual get-togethers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eQuick answers\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat is the Cowboy Opossum Diddly Squat Cotton Tote Bag?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA cotton tote bag printed with a cowboy opossum in hat, vest and boots dancing beside the text 'The only squat I'm doin' is diddly squat'.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHow long does delivery take?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCan I return it?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. More answers are on our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/faq\"\u003eFAQ page\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"NineRabbits","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Black","offer_id":68446161371387,"sku":"23359937563544748613","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Cream","offer_id":68446161404155,"sku":"20530397933416445873","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0836\/8255\/8203\/files\/15783971601525312463_2048.jpg?v=1793485679","url":"https:\/\/ninerabbits.com\/products\/cowboy-opossum-diddly-squat-cotton-tote-bag","provider":"NineRabbits","version":"1.0","type":"link"}