{"product_id":"adulting-one-star-review-hoodie","title":"Adulting One Star Review Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eA funny Adulting One Star Review design with a sleepy figure over bold lettering, printed on a hoodie. This unisex hoodie has a classic fit with a double-lined hood, a color-matched drawcord and a front pouch pocket, made from a medium-heavy 8.0 oz blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester and printed to order. Available in Dark Heather, Sport Grey, Red and Charcoal, sizes S to 3XL. Machine wash cold and tumble dry on medium heat. Do not dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSarcastic Adulting Design: Bold black hand-lettered ADULTING with a sleepy stick figure draped over it, a row of stars rated one out of five, and the caption overrated and overpriced would not recommend. It suits anyone who is tired of grown-up life and wants to laugh about it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic Hoodie Fit: Classic unisex fit with ribbed cuffs and hem, a large front pouch pocket and a double-lined hood with a color-matched drawcord.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCozy Cotton Blend: 8.0 oz\/yd² medium-heavy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester that delivers cozy warmth and a soft feel on chilly days, with a tear-away label.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSharp Print Quality: The artwork is printed to order for crisp detail and strong color on Dark Heather, Sport Grey, Red or Charcoal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare And Gifting: Machine wash cold and tumble dry on medium heat. Do not dry clean. A funny gift for coworkers, friends, or anyone who jokes that adulting is overrated and would not recommend it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eQuick answers\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat is the Adulting One Star Review Hoodie?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA hoodie printed with a sleepy stick figure lying on bold ADULTING text with a one-star rating and the words overrated and overpriced.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat size should I order?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements for every size are in the size chart on this page. If you are between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHow long does delivery take?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery item is printed after you order it. Most orders are printed within 2 to 5 business days and arrive within 5 to 12 business days of ordering in the United States.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCan I return it?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause every item is made to order, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind or the wrong size. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@ninerabbits.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a refund. 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